Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.

Q: What kind of books do bunnies read?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!

Q:What do you call a bunny that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!

Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!

Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion.

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A: A harenet.

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A: To the retail store.